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Beers and Friday Night

I’ve never really left the WWW, if you want to know the truth. Just not been around tumblr. for so long. But who cares?! As if my absence was felt by anybody here. Urrghh. That wasn’t a /wrist-I’m-emo-seeking-for-attention statement, pleease. But please, let me explain  1. I have no interesting thoughts to share (At least, for sometime, I had interesting thoughts. That’s what I thought, anyway. You are free to stand and disagree) 2. I still don’t have anything to share that might interest you to waste your time reading this 3. and there’s no probably clear direction of my thoughts right now that I am randomly saying things here. I actually don’t know what I am telling already. But I still want to continue typing and have a space on your dashboard tonight.

If I am capable to drowning my brain into alcohol, this post can be a drunk tumblr entry. Unfortunately, I don’t drink. So how would I classify this? Is that unfortunate or fortunate? Let’ see.

Fotunate

• I know parents been so proud that they did not raise a drunkard child. That would save their money from being spent into mind-altering substances.
• A total impossibility of drunk text/call/post or anything that I could never ever do or tell when I am in my normal state (which by the way I am quite doubting if I had ever been normal. By that, I don’t mean that I am special and above normal. Maybe something below)
• I don’t force my body to take those gulps of bitter taste drinks.
• No hangovers and any other after-drinking-all-beers-of-the-night feeling in the morning
• Staying away from alcohol is equal to keeping your skin healthy (Laurel, 2011) Which I don’t give my 100% trust cause I still have this oil factory plus zits and acne all over my face. But it’s Patty.. so..
• I will proudly tell my daughter(s)/son(s) in my far future that I was never drunk during my college. Yes, I am ready to hear responses like “That’s so uncool Mom!!” (OMG..I’ll be a Mom!!!!!! in my far future) 
• And this maintains my goody-good image. Alcohol-free body=innocence. HAHAHA.

Unfortunate

• I can’t relate to some of my friends. And they say there are things that you only share under the influence of beer
• I am painfully and humiliatingly uncool
• And maybe, I’m a complete inexperienced college student cuzz I don’t do things that college students must be doing AKA partying on a Friday night. See. Today’s Friday and I am here having an analysis of why it is un/fortunate that I am no drinker.

After all, I am still uncool. But I am no aspiring super cool girl here. Just addressing and admitting that I am not. So what?